Today you called up defenseman Sean Collins from the Bears to play the Maple Leafs. It just got me wondering about one thing.
Why not me?
I've always wanted to play defense for the Caps. I mean, Sean Collins? C'mon. I'm way bigger than that dude and I'll betcha I've got a harder shot. Sure, I'll make Mike Green look conservative by comparison and I'll probably be in the box more than Dale Hunter, but darn it- I won't go alone!
I'm just sayin'.